Where does Brian WIlson come up with this stuff?

So I know I already put this pic up from the ESPYs but what I am writing about is his post game interview at the All Star Game. I recorded it and forgot to put it up the other day. Shit is fucking hilarious though. This is how it breaks down:

Pedro Gomez hits Brian Wilson in the Beard with the microphone and says
"I don't want to get in there with what ever else is in there"

Brian Wilson's Response
"There's Garden gnomes cutting down trees and apparently there is an Irish Gig lady dancing but I haven't met her yet; But she is in this Quadrant over here. You're going to see some consistent baseball in the second half....."

1. What is up with the original statement Pedro? "I don't want to get in there with what ever else is in there."????? What the fuck is that? I guess that's the best a white dude with the name Pedro can do? Anyway, where the fuck does brian Wilson Get this shit from... Garden gnome and Irish Gig lady?????  Not only does he not even come close to smiling, he doesn't even pause and just starts talking baseball like what he said was completely normal. The only way this interview would have been better is if he said "Gottt Heeeeeem" at the end.

Click the SWAG to see the Interview.