Swag $old Separately Presents: The Espys 2011, Best Dressed

The Espy's are probably one of my most favorite award shows period. No other award show brings in the full spectrum of stars; artists, actors, dancers, NFL, MLB, NHL, Golf, etc. With that fact, you know there is going to be tons of fine looking women there. So we as S$S have taken it upon ourselves to crown a few winners of our own; including, Hottest, Hottest Athlete, Best looking ESPN Employee, and  Worst looking.

Hit the SWAG to see the winners and runner ups!

Lets get this kicked off with Worst Looking.

The S$S ESPY goes to....

Maria Sharapova

Yes, I know she is wicked hot, but really Maria? She can do so much better than this it's not even funny. Highly disappointed, not her best.

The S$S ESPY for Hottest Athlete Goes to....
Danica Patrick

Going into the show there was a lot of potential for hottest athlete but I was really disappointed, from Sharapova, to Lindsey Von, to Serena Williams. Danica is the only one who stepped up to the plate and said "I'm going to wreck some dicks tonight". Just look at the look in here eye here; she knows she sexy and she's giving me a hard on through the computer, thats some shit right there.

The S$S ESPY for Best Looking ESPN Employee goes to....
Jenn Brown

I know, complete shocker right? Im shocked at myself for picking her, but it was really a no brainer. If this was a who would I marry question, no doubt I marry Michelle Beadle; but this is about who looked so sexy it made guys uncomfortable. Jenn Brown wins that hands down. Yes Erin Andrews looked sexy, but she's so last year and and she really put on a disappointing showing at the ESPYS and Beadle let me down as well, not her best look. All Hail the new ESPN Queen, Jenn Brown.

The S$S ESPY for Hottest PERIOD at the ESPYS goes to....
Emmanuelle Chriqui and Amber Heard

Emmanuele on top and Amber on the bottom; where can you go wrong? Just making dicks hard left and right. I couldn't choose one over the other because they both clearly were in a league of there own at the ESPYS. Lucky for everyone one is Blonde and one is Brunette so everyone can relate to one of these two. Im 90% sure Emmanuele is Sloan from Entourage... If I am wrong someone call me out.


Bonus AWARD. Most SWAG goes to....
My boy Brian Wilson

Nothing to say here besides.... Sweet shoes bro.....Gottttt HEEEEEEEEEEEEM