Im not going to say I called it, but I called it. I feel like I wasted 2 hours of my life watching the majority of that game. USA 100% gave that game away and I don't know if I will ever recover and watch soccer again; If I do, the US will have to really revamp their roster with some ridiculously sexy players. Back to this game for a second; people are saying that they choked or that they didn't choke, etc. Stop kidding yourself they choked. I never felt that Japan earned any of their goals, we gave them away. USA dominated at least 80% of this game, just like Averman from Mighty Ducks said "They're bigger, faster, stronger, they have more facial hair." Shit, Averman knew we were better, we knew we were better and we lost. We were up 2-1 against a team we beat 25 times in a row with 5 minutes left; shits unreal. Put 6 people in a line in the goal to make a fucking wall or something, don't let them fucking score. But one thing I will say is that USA was the last team to qualify for the Women's World Cup so them reaching the final was an accomplishment but they did choke a fat one in the final.
On the good side of things, hit the SWAG to see how the USA won and why they should keep their heads high.
USA vs Japan
Goalies
VS
One word, WINNING. Who is this little man. Is that the Japanese version of a Beiber haircut?? I want to see a birth certificate here... just because your penis is tiny doesn't mean you count as a woman....
One more just for reassurance
VS
I don't really think I need to say much here but I will add that the ugly man to the right on the Japan picture is definitely checking out his teammates ass.
Oh and Alex Morgan may be my reason for watching Women's Soccer. Dammmmmmmmmmmn
No comments:
Post a Comment