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Luis Mendoza Throws a No Hitter, No Wait, Actually We Were Kidding

Luis Mendoza of the AAA affiliate of the Kansas City Royals threw a No Hitter and was told two days later that it didn’t count. Minor League Baseball Officials reviewed the play and decided that the play which was awarded and error originally was in fact a base hit. In the 9th inning of the game a line drive was hit hard at the left fielder; who misplayed it, had to dive and had it go off of his glove.

Click this link to watch the play. No Hitter Reversed

First thing first; when the fuck did Luis Mendoza switch sports? Did he finally give up trying to stop and make a career change? I wonder if he gets asked in the bullpen if Julie the cat Gaffney was a freak in bed? But seriously though, this dude got hosed. If you watch the video its so obvious that the left fielder misplayed this ball. Im pretty sure the back up left fielder at the UNH Club team would have made this play hung over as fuck. Its not even like it was an important hit for the hitter anyway. I bet his batting average went from .183 to .185, whoopidy fucking do…. Give the kid his No No. He had to of fucked the MILB Officials daughter or something to deserve this… I hope she was worth it…

Here is a pic of the real Luis Mendoza

Ochocinco Gets Pulled Over Tweets Picture

Yahoo- Chad Ochocinco(notes) was pulled over by Cincinnati police on Thursday for driving with tinted windows that were too dark. Like any citizen in trouble with the law, Ochocinco tweeted about his ongoing traffic stop to his 2.3 million Twitter followers.And because the Internet is such a visual medium, Chad also included a picture of the offending police car in his side view mirror.

Oh Chadwick, you never cease to entertain me. Like seriously; you have some serious balls to do this type of shit. It proves that 1. He doesn’t give a fuck, 2. He definitely didn’t have drugs or guns on him and 3 He really thinks he runs the show. Lets be honest; any other guy pulls this and they are getting some serious lip from the cop for it, any other Bengals player does this and he’s in cuffs, we all know how squeaky clean all their players are…..Nhhhhaaaattt.

Morning Music: Chiddy Bang

I know I know, I suck again. Ive been swamped at work, the owner of the company is here and I am working on the new site. Here is Chiddy Bang, good beats, good lyrics, good music. Check out a few of my favorites.

Weekend $wag List (Vol. 2)

To kick off week two of the $wag list I thought I'd share some Gorilla Warfare Tactics with you guys. Their great sound + flow = SWAG. Hit the SWAG for 4 more tracks including some Dubstep, Indie, and Lil Wayne.

Hoodie Allen: The Chase Is On Video

Sorry I have been crazy busy at work all day and instead of blogging I have been building the new website. It's A lot harder than it looks.... Anyways here is the new Hoody Allen video... Surprised J.Co didn't beat me to this; this is his joint right here.... Anyone else surprised he is white? He has ridiculous flow. Enjoy.

Kanye and Jay-Z Fresh Leaked Track!!! For the Second Day In A Row I Beat Barstool to Something Awesome

That wasn't a dig to Barstool because I am a Stoolie til death but more of a pat on the back to myself. They pretty much run the blogging world and if I can beat them to cool shit like this when I am a one man crew vs their 30ish employees then im doing a pretty good fucking job.

Anyway, for those of you Swaggers (that just happened) that didn't know, Kanye and Jay-Z are releasing a joint album. Obviously the hype on this is ridiculous and rightfully so. They just leaked a track called "Otis". Check it out. Not too bad, not too bad.

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